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00529吃得苦中苦,才能开路虎

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细节还原事情原委


我是公司负责招聘的,大清早的,带着两个萌妹子同事,去人才市场招工。
疫 情原因,人很少。隔壁招聘摊位上,是一个长得挺帅的男孩子。
这两萌妹子无聊时就找那男孩子聊天,都是年轻人,越聊越投机,聊着聊着两人竟然都填了一张招工表,被那公司直接录取啦。
我现在头很疼,一个人没招到,竟然还被挖走两个人,回去怎么向老板交代啊?-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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赌王私生子太多了


520吃了一天的狗粮,没收到任何礼物也么人约的我怀着郁闷的心情给自己订了一束花,花送来的时候我在卫生间不方便出去拿,就跟小哥说稍微等会儿。
小哥一听明显急了,他说:陈女士,你快点行吗?我女票还等着我陪她呢,晚了她该生气啦!
好吧,急急忙忙跑出来拿花,​刚回屋就收到朋友发来信息问我有没有空,我激动的心颤抖的手,这是有人要约我了?有空有空。
朋友秒回:那太好了,你快借我五百块钱江湖救急,约女孩在外边儿呢,钱不够啦!
我 擦……-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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周四下午两点半的故宫,这人流量仿佛是在横店。


我做了一个滑翔机,跟平时遮阳伞一般大小!为了测试滑翔机的稳定,我把老妈养的宠物猪绑在下面!
我从二十层高天台,慢慢放下滑翔机!滑翔机下的猪空中一声惨叫,不久后平安落地!
为了我自身安全,我决定再对猪做一次实验!惊魂未定的猪,说啥也不让我再绑一次!
那头猪咬了我一口,接着毅然决然撞在路边一棵大槐树上,生 死未 卜……-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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同学说她同学发给她的,哈哈哈哈哈


高一那年本人也不算学渣,走读生,感冒穿的薄鼻涕一直流一直吸,数学老师也是个刚毕业的二货,粉笔一甩:哪个瓜娃子在老子课上吃泡面,老子一节课45分钟都要上完了一桶面都还没吃完,豆是这一坨坨,你几个,说着朝我这边走过来,刚好我前面那个学渣呲溜一下也吸了鼻涕,数学老师一耳光抽过去,鼻涕打飞到左边好几个人的脸上衣服上,课堂顿时安静了三秒钟!我当时也没忍住鼻涕泡都笑吹出碗那么大,关键还没爆炸,数学老师没看清楚一耳屎给我抽过来:狗日地你胆子更大,当到老子的面吃泡泡糖!当然沾了一手的鼻涕,甩了几下又甩了那几个一 …
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男友最近在减肥,为了每天都能监测体重的变化,网购一个体重秤。每天早上、晚上都坚持测量一次,记录体重是多少。

每天他测量体重后,总要嘀咕几句:又跟昨天的一样?怎么还是这么重?还减不下来?这是怎么回事?偶尔还捧着体重秤研究。一个月过去了,今天,他终于恼羞成怒喊着:破秤,一点用都没有,还是这么重,不要了,扔掉了!!!

我该不该告诉他,体重秤只是测量体重,不能帮他减轻体重的??-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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好像有点道理


我劝广大男男同胞们,千万不要随便看女友手机,手机里内容会让你无法接受。
今天女友要检查我手机,我嘴 贱的说:把你手机也给我看看呗[嘿嘿]
谁能知道女友大方的把手机递给我说:顺便把购物车清空了-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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该如何回答?


刚毕业那会,我比较没主见和想法,开会总是别人说,我倾听,然后上司问我有没有意见,我也老实说我没有意见,我学习为先。

这事大概过了半年吧,那些提想法,有主见,有创意的都因为想法不成熟或者缺乏实施方案,最终没能落成现实被评价成眼高手低,而我离奇的被评价成老成稳重,有大将之风。

嗯,这,他们都眼瞎了么???-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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没有金刚钻,不揽瓷器活。一般人还真没有这能耐。


今天跟老婆逛街看见一条裙子挺漂亮的很适合我家小公主,问了下价格700老婆问我:买不买?我说:买! 老婆说:你对我还没这么大方呢! 我看了她一眼说:女儿是亲生的,你又不是! 问一下哪种跌打药消肿比较快?
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哪个瞬间你觉得自己像个笨蛋?
这个回答,笑死我了


殡仪馆开出一辆车,一小孩追着车子大哭,老爸你别走...周围人很同情,正想去安慰,车停下了, 司机下车对小孩说:不要闹了,爸爸下班带你去玩
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表哥单身狗三十年,前两天却结婚了!那天我们一起去女方接亲,表嫂哭哭啼啼跟她爸妈道别,一家人都很伤感!
临上车时,表嫂却要抱着自己养的小白一起走!表哥来了一句:
人家都是嫁鸡随鸡,你倒好嫁狗“赔”狗!

气氛一下很欢乐[笑哭]-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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总感觉哪里不对。


去年春节时,高中同学建了个群!
当然里面也有我的初恋小丽,就互加了微 信聊了起来,从同学期间聊到当下,她说她在开饭店,目前歇业中!一致表示,做不成夫妻做普通朋友也可以!
隔没多久,我看到小丽发的朋友圈,说又快过生日了……
我苦思冥想她以前喜欢什么样的礼物,最终想起她比较喜欢带转运珠!
于是我去金 店花了300多买一个转运珠,快递给她了……
收到后她非常开心,再三感谢,说有空请我吃饭!

本是一个很好的结局,可今年的疫 情导致她饭店非常不景气,于前不久看到她朋友圈说今年亏的一塌糊涂,一切都完了,并 …-- Delivered by Feed43 service


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